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Any large truck, SUV, 18 wheeler or Bronco that is not used to assist in manual labor or tending land to compensate for incredibly small penis.
May include but is not limited to: unnecessary riding of ass on highways; cutting multiple lanes of traffic off to exit; excessive use of horn for no apparent reason; refusal to go any speed under 20 miles per hour over legal speed limit; complete neglect for children's school zone signs and speeds; and complete neglect for "Lane Ends: Must Change Lanes" signs.
Drivers are normally spoiled teen males or fathers of spoiled teen males. Usual characteristics are: On cell phones to listen to their on voice or texting, wearing excessively tight polo t-shirts to show lack of using any exercise but bench, usually has over priced sunglasses, blue tooth, hat turned backwards with sticker still on it, and either incredibly baggy or emo tight jeans. Normal passengers are fellow ma truckers or dumb blonde girlfriends that are attracted to ma trucks.
Normal appearance of truck: Usually covered in chrome, front/rear/side/undercarriage/roof bumper guards or headache rack, lifted 12" above standard, monster truck size wheels, added mufflers/exhaust that further decrease ridiculously low gas mileage.
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Two automobiles taking part in sexual activities together
Person 1: did you see Earls two trucks
Person 2: yeah it was pretty hot
Person 1: yeah... wait what
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a mannish, squat-bodied, women of large stature who wears frilly, feminine dresses (sometimes against their will) to funerals weddings. Often sporting a short hairsyle, lesbianism assumed.
Check out that truck in a dress at the punch bowl!
Gratuitous depictions and scenes of beautifully outrageous, never before seen trucks. Like the semi trucks seen on Big Rig Videos.
Have you seen Lil Ray's new truck build? It was featured on Big Rig Videos... "Yeah, it's straight up Truck Porn".
A less than desirable fat woman that makes a noise similar to an old Mack truck at idle when having sex.
My buddy Kyle told me about the grunt truck he scored at the pub last weekend
Vehicles that move lots of things around
Did you know that trucks and railways move lots of things around?