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An amazingly hot guy, particularly of Mediterranean, and more specifically from Italy. Knows how to sail a boat and drive a vespa like it's his job. Ideally, an amazing lover, deserving of a super hot and brilliant girlfriend, worthy of his stuffing and gobble.
look at that FINE turkey...i heard he's from rome!
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a type of masturbation where you use your non-dominant hand (for example: if you're a righty you would use your left hand) to grasp your penis with your hand reversed so your thumb is facing your body (basically the opposite way you would usually hold it) and you gobble like a turkey while you masturbate.
Man #1: What is your favorite method of masturbation?
Man #2: I like to do the stranger, what about you?
Man #1: I prefer the turkey.
Man #2: I forgot about that one! Nevermind I want to change my answer to the turkey!
Man #1: Well done my friend.
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A large, thicc borb. Makes a heckin good murder feast.
"glugglugglugglug" "ooh a turkey"
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A “turkey” or having a “turkey” is Philly slang for a fat ass.
Yo the lil jawn down the street got a fuckin turkey bro
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I don't know but your great and you've got a sexy grandma and my friend told me to make a definition so say this to potatoes
You're a turkei
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When you wife sees you getting out of the shower and laughs. You say what's so funny? She answers ...your nuts are wrinkly and twisted like a Turkey gobbler.
Man it's hot out today. I am starting to get a rash on my Turkey Balls.
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A rather effective method of instilling great fear in someone by constantly sending them death threats. The term was coined by Alucard from TeamFourStar's Hellsing Abridged series in one of his many death threats to the pope.
"I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your eminent demise. If you're curious about the frequency of which I've sent these letters, is to merely instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey, which I will then proceed to have sex with. THAT'S RIGHT, I'M GOING TO FUCK THE FEAR TURKEY!!!"
-Alucard (AKA TheCrimsonFuckr)
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