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Absolute Perfection

Nicky Kiteley, the most beautiful person you could ever ask for. I swear it's like if God wanted to make an angel, but didn't because the printer ran out of paper and ink so he used rolling papers and the most beautiful shades of the world's most captivating colors instead to make an incomparable artwork of the admirable, multi-dimensional, charismatic, full of life, who will no doubt make your heart feel at home while taking you on many kinds of trips, my love, Nicky Kiteley.

See I tollddd you you were the definition of absolute perfection !!

by Snifg November 9, 2020

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absolute bozoism

someone or something that is being idiotic or upsetting completely to a annoying level

β€œhey did you hear they canceled the play”
β€œthats absolute bozoism”

by diamondbrb May 9, 2022

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absolute shit

People that celebrate injuries just because they don't like that person. It doesn't even just apply to players on teams they don't like.

Those insufferable Karens think they are so special and think that no one matters but them, but in reality, they are absolute shit.

by PhoenixGamer34 July 19, 2021

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absolute toss

(Adjective) Something thats is poor and lacking in quality. Applies to anything the complainant finds to be rubbish or not true.

Jimmy: I went to watch match last night.
Brogan: How was it?
Jimmy: Absolute Toss, it was 0-0 no excitement!

by Jon Wakeley September 30, 2011

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Absolute Rat

A state of mind when one finds themselves in an untenable situation

I've been stuck in this room for 5 days now watching nothing but b-rated dvds, it's absolute rat!

by daithi sean og o December 18, 2011

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Absolute UNIT

RAATHEYAN

"ABSOLUTE UNIT" - RANDOM SCOTTISH MAN WEARING A KILT

"KK" - RAATHEYAN THE ABSOLUTE UNIT

by xXx_420pu55y5l4y3r69_xXx December 4, 2018

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absolute birthday

when something is just so amazingly hooby groovy

you're out and about drinking some san gria when suddenly this total guapa/guapo comes up dancin in yo face and you're all like 'omfg this is an ABSOLUTE BIRTHDAY'

by Judith merryweather-trot March 11, 2008

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