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A quick way of getting promoted if you are an employee, or a relatively safe way of retiring prematurely if you are the employer, as long as you don’t get caught.
Unlike the negative image associated with creative accounting, other creative activities like creative writing and creative thinking are looked upon positively.
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a second, third, or alternate email account that people use for monkey-business either during work or afterwards
if it's both w.u.r and/or n.s.f.w, i would personally use a burner account
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Money saved up for services provided by an escort/prostitute.
Bill: How was your weekend with Candi?
Ted: Oh man, she totally wiped out my sexpense account.
Bill: Yea but, was it worth it?
Ted: Do I only have one testicle? HECK YES IT WAS!
Bill: ...you-...huh?
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A bank account system used by many modern couples, with their own individual accounts (the ovaries) and one joined account (the uterus) from which common bills are paid. Can also be called an uterus banking system, or uterus bank account.
My partner and I have a uterus account for paying the rent, groceries, and utilities, but our paychecks go into our individual accounts.
An account that is used to hide someone's identity, typically to avoid drama. Not to be confused with a Burner Account which is used to start drama.
This is also used for vigilantism that most pedophiles, zoophiles and common criminals should be a ware of but It is also used by their targets to avoid being exposed.
Guy 1: Hey, have you used a Burner Account?
Guy 2: No. That account is used to start drama, I have an Anonymous Account just to hunt Pedophiles.
G1: Nice, how many Pedos you exposed?
G2: about 3.
Something that is always empty
This server is so empty right now, just like my bank account
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Related to the popular Valve video game, Dota 2. Someone who purchases an account usually for the purpose of
a)Playing on a herald (lowest rank) account.
b)Playing on a high ranked account (typically Divine or Immortal)
Reasons for buying a low ranked account are that it takes 100 hours of unranked game time in order to access ranked and herald 1 star accounts are highly sought after for dunking on noobs.
Reasons for buying a high ranked account are multi-faceted. Some people think they aren't at the rank they are meant to be for whatever reason (some believe in the forced 50-50 myth). This gives the player a chance to play with higher ranked games for supposedly better quality games. This often results in a quick succession of losses, ruining most games they are in because they aren't at their appropriate skill bracket. Don't buy accounts, people. Please.
A famous account buyer is leopold, a herald ranked player (with a particular expertise in the hero, Undying), who bought account after account in the extremely high end of the immortal bracket and went on very long losing streaks.
People who provide the accounts for account buyers often come from poorer countries with economic strains; Russia is a prime example. A university student may find it very lucrative to boost up accounts for purchase as a side hustle whilst they study.
christianrojoisme: Leopold 2.0 aka The Herald Account Buyer finally won his first game in the Immortal bracket