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Creative Accounting

A quick way of getting promoted if you are an employee, or a relatively safe way of retiring prematurely if you are the employer, as long as you don’t get caught.

Unlike the negative image associated with creative accounting, other creative activities like creative writing and creative thinking are looked upon positively.

by MathPlus January 10, 2019

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burner account

a second, third, or alternate email account that people use for monkey-business either during work or afterwards

if it's both w.u.r and/or n.s.f.w, i would personally use a burner account

by Sexydimma November 5, 2019

40πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


Sexpense Account

Money saved up for services provided by an escort/prostitute.

Bill: How was your weekend with Candi?
Ted: Oh man, she totally wiped out my sexpense account.
Bill: Yea but, was it worth it?
Ted: Do I only have one testicle? HECK YES IT WAS!
Bill: ...you-...huh?

by Timbo_Slice June 19, 2008

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Uterus account

A bank account system used by many modern couples, with their own individual accounts (the ovaries) and one joined account (the uterus) from which common bills are paid. Can also be called an uterus banking system, or uterus bank account.

My partner and I have a uterus account for paying the rent, groceries, and utilities, but our paychecks go into our individual accounts.

by riyalee22b February 24, 2019


Anonymous Account

An account that is used to hide someone's identity, typically to avoid drama. Not to be confused with a Burner Account which is used to start drama.

This is also used for vigilantism that most pedophiles, zoophiles and common criminals should be a ware of but It is also used by their targets to avoid being exposed.

Guy 1: Hey, have you used a Burner Account?
Guy 2: No. That account is used to start drama, I have an Anonymous Account just to hunt Pedophiles.
G1: Nice, how many Pedos you exposed?
G2: about 3.

by Ronald Lee February 2, 2022


For Smash Account

A For Smash Account, is an account campaigning for a certain character to appear in Super Smash Bros. Every For Smash Account is on Twitter. For Smash Accounts are also gimmick accounts.

This is a For Smash Account.

by kloiti May 1, 2021


whale account

A whale account, is an account usually in a gacha game, that a player spends a hefty amount of money on. Either for characters, skins, or weapons. Players who play like this, typically spend well over 200$ on a game to feed their gacha addiction. However, players who play like this are usually frowned upon because of they don’t experience games as a F2P player would.

person 1: Hey I heard you got the new character, congrats!

person 2: Yeah I only spent around 120$ this time round... what a save!

person 1: Oh so you own a whale account!

by yetiswear April 7, 2021