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Dick ache

When a girl gets fucked so hard she gets a stomach ache

He fucked me so hard lastnight I had the worst dick ache

by Wouldnt ya like to know September 4, 2013

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sex aches

The random, often surprising muscular tenderness/soreness that becomes apparent the day after a vigorous sexual encounter.

"Got a wicked case of the sex aches, today."

*fist bump*

by Ifuckinghateyouifuckinghateyou January 2, 2014

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face ache

calling someone "face ache" is a compliment. to call someone face ache means that they put a smile on ur face long enough to make ur face ache from smiling.

find someone that makes you smile when you look in there eyes and say, hello face ache.
face ache faceache

by jlo81 June 27, 2010

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Face ache

The feeling of getting bored of facebook or the people on it

I cant be bothered logging on (To face book)anymore I've got Face ache.

by Escudo Turbo December 12, 2008

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college-ache

that ache you get in your head/body/mind/soul when classes are getting you down and you don't really feel smart or sexy. It can result in a loss of motor skills, excessive sleeping, not eating, and binge drinking. It is inadvisable to attempt to go on a date, sit in class for a long period of time, talk to someone you want to impress, or stray to far from a coffee pot when you are experiencing these symptoms. Apart from coffee the cures include a satisfying sexual experience, loud riotous music, or an injection of adrenaline. The latter is not recommended.

Friend: Hey are you high you look totally out of it?

You: Nah man, i had four classes today i got a major college-ache.

by the girl with the purple hat August 27, 2009

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Clay aching

The clay aching is a cop-wap manuver where the male proceeds to smack a hoe in the face with his large erect wang... therefore leaving his clay (and her face) aching

"Dude, your moms a hoe"
"dude, no she isnt"
"C'mon man, i have her a clay achin last night, and she liked it"
"oh shit, my mom really is a hoe"

by Jimt September 17, 2004

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Ach Aye

Pronounced "akh eye", a symptom of the condition hayfever, where individuals suffering from said allergy react in varying ways to the presence of pollen in the air, notably in summer.

"Ach Aye" is the characteristic persistent itching of the eyes and the area around the eyes, and when serious is treated as a separate problem to the well known sneezing and constriction of airways.

"LOOK WHAT YOUR GOD HAS DONE TO MEEEEE! WHY HAS HE FORSAAAAKEN ME?"

"Chill out man, it's just a bit of Ach Aye, just don't itch it and take one of them pillz."

by Urban MD July 2, 2012

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