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To be affected is to be an absolute fucking sped on warzone and in real life.
An affected person tends to also be a special ed recipient and they do not have rizz of any kind.
Romeo: Guys! There are people shooting at me!
Abdullah: Shoot back! Are you fucking affected?
Someone who looks haggered from a life time of drugs
"What's up with angela?!"
"Ah mate she found a dealer who does 2 for 50"
"Oh right yeah thought she was looking #affected"
When learning of a situation or issue, and in reality if has no real effect on you or your life.
When I heard about the bus route being permanently cancelled I asked “How does this affect Glenn?”
When a person who originally is unattractive ages/hits puberty and is transformed into a sexy beast.
Originates from Pokemon, when a weak Magikarp evolves and becomes a powerful Gyarados.
Jane: Did you hear about Brian moving back to town?
Karen: Yeah! I never imagined he'd go through puberty so well and get so HOT!
Jane: I know! The Gyarados Affect worked so well on him!
Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).
Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"
* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *
Bait your fans into thinking something you have made is "sick" And make close relatives react to it. Causing many people to get excited until it's finally released and is trash
The olatunji affect is a prime example on why YouTube has gone to shit
The ability to captivate all the attention of another person that it causes everyone else to disappear.
Normally caused by a Drop Dead Gorgeous, person that is way out of your league, a straight dime
Hey, Hey, come on man quit starring . What I wasn't staring . What ever you completely under the Zoie-affect