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Aggressive Bidet

When someone eats the others butthole out with vigor.

Oh my god, Jessica gave me an Aggressive Bidet last night, I came very hard!

by Filthy Hoe December 21, 2021


aggressive malt

an aggresive malt is shannon rafferty

oi aggressive malt what you doing! stop shaz!

by Shady uno b 1 January 16, 2023


Investing Aggressively

1. Committing as little as possible to a situation
2. Making a covert exit from a place or situation

Originated in the Silicon Valley tech scene when companies are bluffing prior to a market exit in order to increase asset value or simply to stop staff brain drain prior to an asset sale. It is an ironic phrase, intended to mean the exact opposite.

See also Doublespeak, sarcasm, cynicism. Not to be confused with the common misuse of irony

1. “We expect to lose money in Southeast Asia and expect to invest aggressively in terms of marketing, subsidies etc,”

D. Khosrowshahi - Feb 2018. Uber sells March 2018

2. "You turning up to the boss' party on Saturday?"
"I plan on 'investing aggressively' in the optional company social this weekend..."

by IronicIsntIronyAlanis May 16, 2018


Aggressive Tunneling

Quick rough anal sex with your partner

Bob and I did some aggressive tunneling while the baby was napping today.

by BillardGuy May 20, 2020


Aggressive positivity

1. Aggressive Possitivity- Use of one's strong, assertive, and/or forward nature for a positive outcome involving others or self*

2. Can be a verb or adjective

*positive outcome of self cannot be associated with personal gain/narcissistic view in order to fit definition.

•Combination of the words
Aggressive and positive

•not to be confused or interchanged with toxic positivity

"She's full of aggressive positivity."
"She just smashed a door open with her bare hands."
"Yeah, but she rescued 2 elderly people, 2 cats, a dog, and Frank.
"Who tf is Frank?"
"Their beta fish."

Example of personality personified; My hero Academia- Almight, FMA-Edward Elric, Marvel- Deadpool, Wreck it Ralph -Ralph,

by ZEVNOIR June 19, 2022


Micro-aggression

A conversational jab that was intentionally acted out to. This question compliment or statement was intended to emulate hatred, disinterest, disrespect or to provoke or instigate (stur up) sabotage drama in a relationship or commonplace human interaction.

The golden rule was always treat others how you want to be treated.

Becky: chad.. Did I tell you about this total bitch at my job she keeps giving me these back handed compliments to me.

Chad: that's probobaly micro-aggression, its her way of emulating her disrespect towards you without taking responsibility for it.. she probably hates you, just doesn't want to get in trouble. Look.. if the situation gets any worse talk to human resources. It will all be fine.

by Bootiegas December 30, 2022


aggressive tuesday

When you get fucked up on a tuesday

College kid 1: wanna drink?
College kid 2: on a tuesday?
Ck1: hell yeah its aggressive tuesday!
Ck2: lets get fucking wasted!

by Traw15 April 12, 2017