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When a girl takes a shit inside of a condom, freezes it, and uses it as a dildo.
I made myself a great Alaskan pipeline last night.
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When the cold bitter winter has your girls pussy frozen and you use a lighter to warm it up and the heat cauterizes it closed and she screams like a dragon.
I had to go the the E.R cause' of the old Alaskan FireDragon
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Mostly used by the homeless that reside in the state of alaska. The salute is issued to anyone who might have spare change or money. The way to excute the salute properly would be to approach the superior, issue a verbal greeting, followed by the extension of your hand palm up around midwaste. The verbal greeting is to always follow this format: "excuse me sir or ma'am, bull shit lie, request for currency"
The bull shit lie seems to follow the path of "my car ran out of gas and I am trying to get home to my kids can I borrow a few bucks to get home?"
Damn man just tried to hit me up for spare change... if he would have used the alaskan salute properly he would have had better luck......
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Is when you look into your nieghbors house and watch the porn that they are watching and masterbait. You must keep the same pace with them because once there done the porn stops.
Last night I caught my nieghbor Ryan giving me a an alaskan piggyback, can't that guy just buy his own computer.
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When you go outside in the cold and your pubes get really cold to the point they look like frost.
Hahaha look at Nik,he has an Alaskan Bush.
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This requires two guys and two girls (preferably hot!) engage in sexual acts by which the two guys pick up one girl and place her legs on one guys shoulders and her arms on the other guys shoulder she then gets eaten by one guy while she makeouts with the other guy. The second girl then goes under the other girl and and gets doggie styled from behind while eatin the the other guy. (All-American Style)
Hey man lets eiffel tower! But wait theres two girls lets show em how americans do it the alaskan scaffold style!
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The Alaskan Snow Storm is a dastardly act of sexual villainy during heterosexual relations. The male and female establish an agreed upon location where he is welcome to come. When about to come, the male positions where established. Then in the final moment he wildly ejaculates all over her.
Chris: So, My girlfriend got the Alaskan SnowStorm again.
George: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.
Chris: I know.
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