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1. The first mexican to reach your car window at home depot is the alpha-spic.
2. The maid that collects the money at the end of the month.
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An action that would assert one as dominant over fellow male specimen.
Trent: "Bro, I just snorted 2 pounds of cocaine with Principal Joyner."
Brad: "Holy shit bro, that was an alpha move right there"
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the messiah, the pillar, the dictator over a cult of other douches. enuff douches to soak up roseanne's inward parts.
1. an alpha douche wears sunglasses at nite while his followers wear hats to prevent the moon from inhibting their spray tans
2. an alpha douche sports a pink polo and pops his collar to mark the fact that he has a penis
3. an alpha douche suddenly refers to bon jovi and journey as new up and coming artists whilst thinking that he has made it mainstream
4. an alpha douche drinks jager bombs with extra red bull so he can stay up to put date rape meds into the nxt girl's drink
5. an alpha douche's mating call to friends is the term: BRO
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The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.
"Hennings is the alpha geek of this corporation. He knows EVERYTHING about the server."
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An alpha female is one who pursues long term goals outside of the norm and often to obtain some form of power, such as a doctor with a private practice. An alpha female has a level of competition and desire to succeed and go her own way unlike the vast majority of the population. Yet alpha females still usually will not display sexual dominance (they will still generally enjoy being dominated by stronger males), but will display less fear in obtaining men that they want. This is connected to social intelligence in the sense that a person with high social intelligence performs well under adversity and doesn't get depressed and back down quickly in the face of challenges or rejection.
Guy 1: "Did that girl call you back last night?" Guy 2: "Yes she did. I've dated about 10 flakey unemployed women in a row. It's finally nice to be in a relationship with an Alpha female that has enough social intelligence and decency to call me back."
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A noob of extremely high proportions, who is voted on by his fellow peers and is recognized as a loser for the period set by the voters.
"That TTI....He should be the alpha noob"
"OMG, the alpha noob sucks...I mean REALLY SUCKS!"
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a gay man, who while playing the passive role in bed, is aggressive or controlling in his personal life.
Ryan is hot in bed, but I can't handle him when we're out with our friends. He's too much of a little alpha bottom for me.
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