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When a group of men form a circle that faces magnetic north and reach-around jerk each other off while rubbing a piece of ice on the back of each other's necks.
"Last night we did The Arizona Arctic Circle and it was intense, one guy got nerve damage from frosbite on his neck"
When you take a shit then you freeze it, you sharpen the end and the first person to draw blood gets to penetrate the other person.
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When you blow your load in a chicks face and then throw heath bar crumbs at her face.
Last night i gave my girlfriend a heath arctic blast to the face.
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When a Finnish man farts on his female lover's bosom, causing the fart to sounds twice as loud as it usually would.
Mikki: "Bro, what did you and that hot snack do yesterday night?"
Roope: "Yeah man, I heard it through the wall in my room!"
Viliami: "Hey guys, I arctic mountain echoed her."
Start by jamming your lady's vagina full of fresh, powdery snow then proceed to bang her out doggy style as long as you'd like then pull out and watch the blizzard.
see definition for arctic pussy blast
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The act of giving oral pleasure after eating ice cubes.
Sally gave Bill an arctic river dance last night, after he bought her a Slushie.
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Fill a condom with Love Juice or Skeet, put that bad mother fucker in a freezer, wait until that bad boy is frozen, and use it as a Dildo to make all your nasty fantasys real as a motherfucker.
Artic Love Tubes are the best way to get a bitch nice and wet before you fuck her brains out.
It is a smart idea to run the Arctic Love Tube under warm water because the freezer burn is gonna feel like razor blades in your bitches pussy.
Warning: The Arctic Love Tube is for only the baddest bitches and the nastiest freaks. Not for bitches who cant take a good fuckin.
The Arctic Love Tube was invented by Bear Gryls in 2005 when he was left in Yellowknife Canada with only a condom
Jamarcus: Wanna make a Arctic Love Tube tonight?
Tonya: Fuck Yeah! This shits gonna wreck my tight pussy!!
Jamarcus: Will you marry me?
Ashlee: Last night was tight. I was at this party and this girl was all up on me so i took her back to the crib and got my Artic Love Tube out of the freezer and mader that bitch my hoe. then i gave that bitch the hottest Cleveland Steamer
Jamal: You one badass motherfucker
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