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Lance Armstrong

A man who overcame testicular cancer and has won the Tour de France numerous times. He also has his own line of yellow wristbands that are nothing short of sweet.

Lance Armstrong will do more than you ever will and he has only one nut.
Imagine if he had two....

by Ryan Agee May 09, 2007


Jupiter Armstrong

1-v. the act of filling a girls vagina with a 18 inch or more cock and causing internal hemmoraging and days even weeks of walking bow-legged and may even sometimes require the use of a wheelchair or walking aid

2-n. a male whose sexual prowess is only matched by his witty banter and ability

Jacob Jupiter Armstronged Jody and broke two of her ribs.

Jacob is such a Jupiter Armstrong, thought Jody.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004


Louis Armstrong

When in the shower one cups one's hand ovek the crack of their ass before releasing gas. Upon release, the hand is moved to allow for varying tonal control of the sounds emitted. (Like when Louis would cover the bell of the trumpet for a muted sound

I had beans last night and was able to blast out the m,elody to stardust with a Louis Armstrong this morning.

by Falls Guy March 02, 2005


Madeline Armstrong

Dumb cunt who can't spell

She's such a Madeline Armstrong!

by Ariana Grande-Butera July 08, 2014


Louis Armstrong

When you're having a threesome with 2 girls and you cum into one girl's mouth, then have her raspberry it into the other girl's asshole.

"I had such a great time at that party, and afterwards, I took those two girls home and managed to pull off a Louis Armstrong."

by Marty McSandyselfson May 19, 2006


Senator Steven Armstrong

Senator Armstrong is a senator that has nanomachines that could've gone pro if he didn't join the navy.

Senator Steven Armstrong is sexy

by sexymf99 July 03, 2022


billie joe armstrong

guitarist/ singer for the band green day
(and you cant disagree with that because its true)

billie joe armstrong plays the guitar

by melissa** June 29, 2006