grief artist

A person (male or female) who is well practiced in the art of giving people grief.

Are you getting shit off your missus again dude?' 'Yeah. she's a massive grief artist...

Marital Artist

(not to be confused with Martial Artist): A special type of Marital Counselor who shows married couples not only how to stay married, but, how to have an extremely happy marriage.

Barbara claims to be a Marital Artist, but, she fucked Eileen's husband!

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Spam Artist

Someone who spams a website/forum advertising a scam.

Spam Artist: Hey you gotta check us out, we offer free naked pics. Just go to (Url)!

Victim: stupid spam artist.

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Artist's Bias

A condition that develops after working on a piece of artwork for long periods of time, rendering the artist incapable of deciding for themselves if it's any good.

Hey man, I've got a serious case of artist's bias. Can you tell me if this portrait sucks or not?

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Flip Artist

Anyone who does flipper-quality work while trying to get a house ready to be "flipped".

Stephanie's brother barely has enough manly skills to be a flip artist. I'm sick of having to redo his work around her house!

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shade artist

someone who is shady

That scary looking guy over there is such a shade artist.

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Coug-artist

One who specializes in the art of seduction and conquest of a cougar.

Nate, are you serious? You went on this cruise, met an elementary school teacher, who was 31 years old, and got the job done? damn fool, you're a coug-artist!

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