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A little sqeeker who is an idiot and who sucks at all video games
He: suck at call of duty
Anthony: ya he's Ashton sisco
A wild packrat that likes to go out and have a good time. She enjoys being fat every once in awhile and dragging around dustballs on a leash. She is funny as bawls, probably the cutest little thing you've ever seen. She likes to play SOCCER. She also likes cats, lots and lots of them. Some day she even plans to be a cat watcher. One of her favorite hobbies tends to be sucking massive dick. She spends about 1/3 of her lifetime doing so. She is very good in bed, especially with your dad. If your ever looking to get laid, just hit her up.
Damn, did you just see that Ashton Pollard?! She is smookkiinnn'!
A man that plays first team on varsity because of his mom, aunt, and his brother which is a coach. He is thought up to be the best player but he sucks ass and can’t catch to save his life.
Ashton Krall sucks.
A big mega long dick black man that loves to fuck tiny snow bunnies and bullying mexicans. Sometimes you can spot the wild ashton charles in his habitat of horny white men. He is the cutest black man known to ever touch the earth and does not like women of his race.
"That cutie ashton charles"
"I would fuck ashton charles"
"Assthon charles is daddy"
Crush on a substantially younger man or the object of such crush.
"Isn't she alot older than him? Are they involved?"
"No, he's just her Ashton Crusher."
Further proof that this country is fucked.
Ashton Kutcher is just another disposable Hollywood prettyboy.
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One of the worst actors every to grace the screen. Every single one of his roles is exactly the same, the charming moron. Girls like him because he's famous. Girls like Kid Rock because he's famous too. Does that say anything?
They need to stop letting Ashton Kutcher act.
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