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Nap Assassin

Someone who always kills your nap.

"Every time I try to take a nap, my wife kills it"
"Dude, she's a Nap Assassin"

by Binarysmart December 24, 2018


Assassin Booger

A crusty booger that scratches the inside of your nose when trying to dig it out.

Damn assassin booger made my nose bleed when I tried to get it out of there.

by Miz🐝 January 5, 2019


Rusty Assassin

A sexual act in which one engages in surprise, consensual coitus with a partner, where he and/or she sneaks up behind the target and begins to perform any type of penetration, as the second partner releases their bowels. The defecate may be purposeful or not, either way the instigator or “assassin” will be covered in excrement, thus the pre-fix “rusty”, as it gives the appearance of being covered in a splotchy brown substance.

“Peter attempted to make love with me last night, but after some spicy Indian food I accidentally made him a rusty assassin

by botmizzlejay January 2, 2021


assassination coordinates

Elon Musk's private plane's publically available flight path

They posted my exact real-time location, basically assassination coordinates, in (obvious) direct violation of Twitter terms of service

by User295034709563 December 16, 2022


saltwater assassin

The man from the mist who owes allegiance to no man. dissapearing without a trace, he appears once a year to disappoint his parents

Shia LaBeouf Is one of them damn saltwater assassins

by Testicular torture December 16, 2017


armchair assassin

A person who is extraordinarily adept at verbally ripping public figures apart on the television from the comfort of their own living room.

I studied to become an armchair assassin as a young person, watching the likes of my idols as they eviscerated all of the onscreen fools and political idiots.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 20, 2023


Meme assassins

Meme assassin are normies that report meme accounts on social media for different reason like they are butthurt because their life is shit , their offended, just straight up was drop as a fetus and hates everything or got nothing else to do and likes to ruin everyone day or their full of themselves.

Define: Meme assassins are normies that report meme account because their offended.
Meme account: *posts a meme for everyone to enjoy.
Meme assassin: I don’t like that , *reports account for violence and nudity

by slayer_of_dank July 10, 2021