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To give someone an asshat (sitting on head) while you are randomly walking by them without missing a step.
That guy just gave me a drive-by asshat while I was picking up a penny.
When a guy pulls out and blows his wad on the top of his partners ass.
When I was finished, I gave her a pearl asshat.
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Jumping over objects to land ass first on someones head, effectivly giving them an asshat.
That dude just jumped over that desk and gave me a flying asshat.
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(Noun) An asshat and a bitch that have combined in such a way to create a terrible human being.
That boy is bitter because he has been given a girl's name which has turned him into an asshat bitch!
Someone who denies that their head is up anyone's ass much less their own
You know that guy Roger? He's a Schrodinger's asshat, his head is so far up Jerry's ass, yet he denies it
An insult that combines the definitions of "swamp ass" and "ass hat". Swamp ass meaning "when your ass is so sweaty you feel as if it is literally in a swamp" and Asshat meaning "when your head is so far up your ass, your ass becomes a hat for your head."
Swamp Asshat:
"You are being the swampiest of asshats right now, you dingus. Get your life together."
A person, of either gender, whose ignorant behavior would have you believe they would bend over backwards to shove their head up their ass.
A person of such blatant ignorance, its difficult to understand.
Someone who might use the term "Reverse Racism" without so much of a hint of remorse, or self-awareness.
Trump is such a reverse asshat, its staggering how he got elected.