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1. Refers to suicide , used when you want to say the word less direct.
Add more to this... i can't think of anything else...
1. He just did a self assisted euthanasia
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A poop that is launch using intestinal gasses as a propellant. The expanding gas in the lower intestinal chamber pushes against the turd, thereby making the pooper work less to force it out. Also referred to as a G.A.P.
"Dammit, I've got a job interview in 10 minutes, and I need to take a dump. It had better be a gas assisted poop!!"
"How does John manage to take big dumps after the surgery to fix his hernia?"
"Oh, he usually eats foods high in fiber, so he always gets G.A.P.s, it makes it much easier on him."
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When two men lock their adjoining arms and harmoniously move up and down to perform the act of masturbation for the other. Their hands are on their own penis. A distant cousin to the dutch rudder.
Dick and Johan were bored in the office and decided to try the 'ol trusty Braided Dutch Assist, or BDA.
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Person who only answers to the stage manager and the director
Usually seen with the stage manager
Is more prepared than anyone at rehearsal
Usually doesn't know what they're doing
Is the adopted child of the stage manager
The assistant stage manager sat at rehearsal with the stage manager
Someone that women want and men want to be... and want.
As evidenced in the web cartoon "The Fear Hole".
I am Hideous Assistant Webster!
I am universally adored. Women want me, and men want to be me... and want me.
Adrien: Marinette... shes just a friend
Gabriel: Nathalie shes just an assistant
The only known example of a tech company using a waifu as a selling point. Release TBD, but it has been received well (specifically by reddit, heh).
I used the Samsung Virtual Assistant to help me out with a hard problem.