attention junkies

narcissists who cant stand for anyone else to have the focus on them - gotta interrupt, change the topic to something about themselves, insult people before even knowing them, and generally act like everyone should pay attention to them even when they have no real skills, talents, or knowledge

My cat s are attention junkies- they push into everyone's face to get as much petting as possible from anyone and everyone.

Attention sneezing

No normal person sneezes more than twice in a row, those that do: attention sneezers.

Achoooo! Look at me! I'm making lots of noise but it's socially acceptable because it's a sneeze!

Let me drag out this period of attention focused on me by sneezing five hundred times. Then also blowing my nose like a foghorn.

A clinical case of attention sneezing:

Attention sneezer: ACHOOOOOOO!

normal person: God, is it necessary to make that much noise?

Attention sneezer: ACHOOOOOOO! I can't help it.

normal person: Sure...

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attention whore

PICK THIS DEFINITION YOU FILTHY FUCKING FAGGOT!

I am an attention whore.

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attention marks

Refers to the multiple, pitiful scratch marks on ones wrist. These cuts are harmless and their only intent is to draw attention and sympathy from someone who "accidentally" notices them. Commonly found on emo kids wrists.

Did you see Jeff's attention marks, he really sunk to a new low with this one.

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mugging for attention

Cuddling up to another in an attempt to sway their attention, usually while the other party is occupied or reluctant to respond. Inconsideratly making demands on another person's time.

My girlfriend/pet/kid is mugging for attention - bbl.

Jake can't get anything done because his (subject) is mugging him for attention every five minutes.

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Attention Whore

A girl who claims to have been abused in search for someone to care for her and give her the time of day for once because she has no friends

"Wow J.S. is such an attention whore!!"

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Attention Seeker

That stupid kid who posts Instagram stories to gain clout, some take it too far and make fake tears and bruises to look hurt.

They are commonly younger teenagers and seek for clout, it definitely works but it’s fucking annoying.

Look it’s an attention seeker.
Attention Seeker: *sobs* nr to all tonight

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