Rural Dictionary

soup Nazi

JERRY: No. We gotta go to the soup place.

ELAINE: What soup place?

GEORGE: Oh, there's a soup stand, Kramer's been going there.

JERRY: He's always raving. I finally got a chance to go there the other
day, and I tell you this, you will be stunned.

ELAINE: Stunned by soup?

JERRY: You can't eat this soup standing up, your knees buckle.

ELAINE: Huh. All right. Come on.

JERRY: There's only one caveat -- the guy who runs the place is a little
temperamental, especially about the ordering procedure. He's secretly
referred to as the Soup Nazi.

ELAINE: Why? What happens if you don't order right?

JERRY: He yells and you don't get your soup.

ELAINE: What?

JERRY: Just follow the ordering procedure and you will be fine.

GEORGE: All right. All right. Let's - let's go over that again.

JERRY: All right. As you walk in the place move immediately to your right.

ELAINE: What?

JERRY: The main thing is to keep the line moving.

GEORGE: All right. So, you hold out your money, speak your soup in a loud,
clear voice, step to the left and receive.

JERRY: Right. It's very important not to embellish on your order. No
extraneous comments. No questions. No compliments.

ELAINE: Oh, boy, I'm really scared!

JERRY: Elaine.

by Leo January 7, 2004

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Jail Soup

Ramen Noodles that you purchase from the commissary when in jail and only cost about 50 cents. The brand that comes in the Styrofoam cup is the most common in county jails.

I don't eat jail soup no more. I ate that like everyday when I was locked down.

by Livy-Liv October 19, 2006

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soup bae

Invented by JT Turnquist and Josh Difilippo. It’s the answer to any question that is in known. You can also say it to show expression of mood or if you don’t feel like saying anything else. Soup Bae can be a funny thing to say or not. Say it whenever you want.

Yo what’s the word this weekend ?Soup Bae

Yo Whatup bro ?Soup Bae

Is that Fish ? Nah it’s Soup Bae

by JT Turnquist March 21, 2020

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