Bench Fucked

To be stood up or ditch by someone, usually on a potential date. Derived from the stereotypical fact that people always wait while sitting on benches when they get stood up. Either that or when you get ditched the only thing left for you to get fucked by is the bench you're sitting on.

"Brian never showed up for our date on Friday, he totally bench fucked me!"

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Bench Warmers

Bench Warmers is one of many sickly wicked movies you'll ever see. If you haven't seen this movie you are missing out on alot of STUFF!!!! If you like Napolion Dynomite or if you don't either way you'll love this movie.

"Are you apart of the Bench Warmers?"
"Ya!!!"
"Sssswwwweeeetttt!!!!"

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Bench Fit

The emotional pout a male uses in a mall - by going out to the hallway to sit on a mall bench - to let his girlfriend know he's tired of shopping.

Steve threw a bench fit today after five hours of shopping and watching me try on clothes. He wouldn't get up until I left the store and promised him there was only one more store to go to.

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Bench Lime

The action in which a man rests his genetalia on a park bench and a group of angry feminists continuously strikes his balls until the bruising of the scrotum turns lime green

Joe: Getting a Bench lime was the best idea ever.

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Bench Porn

The act of benches getting "in the mood"...then something magical happens

Your splinters are giving me splinters...and it feels oh so goooooooood....for bench porn

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Bench Mob

The name for the 2017-18 Toronto Raptors bench

Person 1: Yo did you see Fred VanVleet last night?
Person 2: Yuhh he’s really stepping up for the bench mob

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Bench pressing

To sit on a bench reading a newspaper while waiting for a bus.

If someone says they benched 250 yesterday, it means they waited exactly 2 minutes 50 seconds before their bus showed up.

"I was bench pressing the other day and learned that a two headed whale was discovered on the shores of Sweden!!!"

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