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When one bro exchanges a manly spanking to his fellow bro after a job well done. Does not necessarily need to be in the context of an athletic event. An athletic butt tap can be exchanged for any reason without being seen as homosexual. Athletic butt taps are firm but not overly powerful or aggressive.
Ross: Dude did you just slap my ass?
Chase: No man it was an athletic butt tap.
Ross: Oh okay nice man!
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A jog, (not walking, running or sprinting) performed with a steady cadence, by an athletic trainer responding to an injured athlete.
The athletic trainer trot (or "trainer" trot) is mostly done when the injury is non-life threatening, giving the athletic trainer an opportunity to arrive to the scene safely and still have air in lungs to asset the injury.
Jeb, (a soccer goalie) went down in pain after spraining his ankle for the 3rd time this season. Athletic Trainer Jim was on the opposite side of the field. He did the Athletic Trainer Trot 70 yards across the field to reach Jeb.
A very strong brotherhood, also known as the YAK. Founded in late 2008 by King YAK, Ghost YAK, OAK, Predator YAK, and Master YAK. All the members are well know for their ability to perform very hard physical and mental tasks, but there's only one thing that identifies a YAK and that's their huge penises.
Guy 1 - Why do I try so hard and I still can't hook up with girls?
Guy 2 - The answer is simple, you're just not a Young Athletic Killer!
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A person who plays Call Of Duty exceptionally better and more frequently than the average COD player. Like an NFL football star quarterback, except they're a professional COD player.
CJ: “bro you’re always getting like 50+ kills a game”
Lil Marco: “Yeah bro I’m a call of duty athlete.”
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A student athletic trainer is like an athletic trainer, but with no pay and less medical training. In a high school setting, they basically get water, pass out band-aids, help with treatment, and hang out with athletes. They generally spend the most time on football and other male sports, because most student trainers are females and most female athletes are bitches.
See that smokin' chick over there? She's a student athletic trainer. I'm going to get hurt so I can talk to her" " Do it man!"
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Overtrained Athlete Syndrome (OAS) is a syndrome pretty much made up by Houston Texan linebacker Brian Cushing to explain his 4 game suspension to begin his 2nd season. Cushing was flagged as having human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG) in his system after he won the 2009 The Associated Press Defensive Rookie of the Year award. The problem is that hCG only appears in pregnant women and males with cancer. Cushing is neither a pregnant female nor has he had cancer. Therefore, Cushing made up a syndrome that no doctor or medical professional had ever heard of to explain having hCG in his system. Perhaps coincidentally, he never made a Pro Bowl after his rookie season.
"Everything points to that overtrained athlete syndrome,'' Cushing said.
The disease of athletes foot on the genital area on a man. The disease is contracted by fucking a person's feet which has Athletes Foot.
Dude I fucked a chick with Athletes foot and contracted the ADF (Athletes Foot Dick)
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