Excepté une fois au châlet

Expression popularisée par le vidéaste Antoine Daniel pour justifier ironiquement une faute d'une manière fort peu crédible. Elle provient de la vidéo d'un québecquois nonagénaire clamant qu'il n'a jamais violé ses filles, excepté une fois au châlet.
youtu.be/zJDoCPYybYY?t=9m5s

Je te jure que n'ai jamais éjaculé entre les orteils de ta soeur ! Bon... excepté une fois au châlet.

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Schatten aus der Alexander Welt

Probably the most insane Black Metal song on the face of the earth. Makes other artists cower in fear.

Dude1: Holy Frack, what was that song? I freaking shit my pants.

Dude2: Schatten aus der Alexander Welt

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Pain au chocolat ou chocolatine

An existancial question just kd its a retard one evryone know is chocolatine yu dumbass

Guy number 1 pain au chocolat ou chocolatine?
Guy number 2 run away and never comeback

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french dip w/au jus on the side

After swapping chewing tabacco while passionately kissing your sex partner, You use your sex partners anus/vagina as a spittoon.

Hey Bobbie Anne, you ever had a french dip w/au jus on the side? Not only I got a nice tabaccy buzz, I had a down right dirty orgasm.

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Alexander Maximilian Peter Schulze aus Scharnitz

Alexander Maximilian Peter Schulze aus Scharnitz is the most beautiful, handsome, smart, rich, strong, tall and sympathetic person you will ever meet. He is everyones bestfriend and he will help you in hard and good times. He also has bitcoin and Mcdonalds shares and is very rich. He also is the most charismatic, sweet and romantic person on the world.

Boran: Hey colin look at that guy, what do you think about him?
Colin: Wow thats such an Alexander Maximilian Peter Schulze aus scharnitz, i would like to be friends with him.

mts au

they are an organized group of young, old criminals and

the most original gangsters of them all is a part of this crew.
they do everything from helping little old ladies cross the road with her shopping

to hustling drugs and pumping armed robs.
most of their boys and girls have been in and out of jail and love CSI meals
there is a geek in the family that has has numbers and guns named NULL
keep it real Menace To Society

for
life

OH fuck, its mts au They from Menace To Society , run

Coq au vin

Cock in the back of a van

My homie just got some MAD coq au vin from his uncle Clive