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A blatantly biased opinion regardless of how obviously wrong he/she may be.
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Homosexual tendancies towards paedophile manager of a North London Club
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Compulsively inserting long, boring essays on trivial footballing matters
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Sh*t
Oh f*cking hell this post is completely J-Axed
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What a complete load of J-Axe
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I dont mean to sound a bit J-Axe but West Ham are so much better than Barcelona
Pauly Shore is the lingustic genuis who brought us "axing the weasel." It is a reference to masturbation, a violent form of masturbation. Like Pauly Shore's short-lived film career the phrase doesn't exactly make sense.
When I'm horny and angry at my penis, I pop in "Encino Man" and start axing the weasel.
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common mispronounciation by rap and hip-hop musicians of the 3 words "ask about it"
Nigga axe about it, nigga axe about it, nigga axe about it.
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A common practice used to continuously eliminate unwanted social media connections. When a complete stranger or frenemy celebrates a birthday, the user opts to remove that individual as a friend. The rationale is relatively simple: if a person does not care enough to offer well-wishes on another person's birthday, the two probably should not be friends anyway.
It is important to note that the Birthday Axe is not to be used by the ACTUAL birthday celebrant. If someone failed to acknowledge your birthday, you need to get over it, Little Pussy Bitch.
Person A: Dude, didn't you used to have like a million Facebook friends?
Person B: Yeah, but I birthday axed like 70 random people in October alone. It felt good doing it, too.
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1. One who slays others with handheld bladed weaponry.
2. One who uses far more spray on deodorant than necessary, resulting in a foul odor.
3. One whose slang or speech impediment causes them to say "axe" instead of "ask".
1. That axe murderer finally got put in jail, evil bastard.
2. Phew! You stank like a goddamn axe murderer.
3. Axe Murderer: "Yo homie, let me 'axe' you sumtin'"
Victim: "Shouldn't you be in school?"
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the vagina
when that girl bent over in that dress i saw her axe wound
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Someone abolutely legendary on the guitar.
"Jimi Hendrix is an axe god!"
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