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a bizarre sex act in which the man screams at the womans/mans ass and then spanks it until their ass is red like a baboons.
i tried the barking baboon last night
When you slap your mates ass pink and then stick your index finger up their ass to check their prostate and oil level because they trust you.
I went over to my mates house to get a trusty baboon and was pleasantly surprised with a Prostate massage.
To aggressively masturbate.
Person 1: Where did they go?
Person 2: Oh, he's Strangling the Baboon
A mediocre flag football team consisting of elderly men
Those damn Maroon Baboons were playing alright for old guys today.
The required response to a situation in which technology fails a presenter in front of an audience, making unpreparedness blatantly obvious and captivating, as if there as a baboon in the room.
Make sure you double check your laptop battery, so you don't have to shoot the baboon.
When a male or female has their pants pulled up so tight, you can see their corn hole outline through their clothes.
Ex. Did you see the baboon lips on kelly, it gave me the stink eye.
When you shave your dick with a weed wacker and do a really bad job
Aw shit I just got a bloody Baboon