a bizarre sex act in which the man screams at the womans/mans ass and then spanks it until their ass is red like a baboons.
i tried the barking baboon last night
The required response to a situation in which technology fails a presenter in front of an audience, making unpreparedness blatantly obvious and captivating, as if there as a baboon in the room.
Make sure you double check your laptop battery, so you don't have to shoot the baboon.
When a male or female has their pants pulled up so tight, you can see their corn hole outline through their clothes.
Ex. Did you see the baboon lips on kelly, it gave me the stink eye.
When you shave your dick with a weed wacker and do a really bad job
Aw shit I just got a bloody Baboon
a person with 3 iq and wont shut up
Man 1: the dictionary definition of primates is (ect)
Man 2: shut up you bimbling baboon bozo know one cares
drunken goof losers who go out on their apartment balconies at night, all boozed and doped up, and making noise, and carrying on for hours, annoying all the other tennants of the building with their drunken noise and ignorant behavior.
The ignorant Balcony Baboons are home from the tavern, and now out on their balcony, drunk as skunks, and annoying all the rest of the tenents trying to get some sleep.
After the sun has scorched your lower cheeks during an aggressive tanning session, drop your shorts and begin twerking and backing your red sunburnt behind up toward your partner.
Mary: *Feverishly twerking and howling*
Kenny: “I’ve seen this before… I’m about to get me some reverse baboon!”