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A man who is exceedingly bad with women, and he doesn't really know why. He just doesn't have what it takes He's a confirmed bachelor (perpetually single, never married, no kids).
In the 50's this was a polite way of calling a man gay pre-sexual-revolution. After 2008 in the world of Tinder, some straight men are also now confirmed bachelors.
Hey man, how old are you?
Him: I'm 28.
Do you have any kids?
Him: Nope.
Married?
Him: no
I'm sorry about that, you're a confirmed bachelor.
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A girlfriend who won't let her boyfriend go to bachelor parties. A girl who insists on going to an all guys bachelor party with her boyfriend.
Man, I don't know if I can come tonight. My girlfriend is being a bachelor party psycho.
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A lengthly call done before getting married. All writers clap when clicking OK and CANCEL, while publishing the file.
Sriram is doing his last bachelor brief today.
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Throwing all dirty clothes, towels, socks, regardless of colors and put washer on COLD. Throw an extra few wash minutes as you smash it in the front loader. Add detergent and fabric softener and hope for the best.
I am doing a 3 loads to 1 load conversion. Fukkit , doing a bachelor laundry load.
I have been free ballin' for a week, I need to do a bachelor laundry load with drawzzz in it for sure.
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Where people who are single, but nobody in their right mind would ever go out with them. Always on Febuary 12, the day before bachelors day.
I am going to get wasted and die inside on technically a bachelor day
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Frankie's family was so proud of him for getting his New Jersey Bachelor's Degree that they bought him a brand new car. He uses his new car to drive to and from his job as a fry cook at Sal's Kitchen.
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"Undignified" or "bare basics" foods like quick-oats mixed with milk and raisins, canned stew/sausages/beans eaten straight out of the can, etc.
Self-sufficient dude: I really appreciate how Tiffany accepts me as I am and is always okay with just the typical "bachelor pad" cuisine that I feed her whenever she comes over... she values my companionship and caring, she realizes that I am always kind and generous in my own way, and she is grateful for any and all help that I give her, and so she doesn't mind my somewhat-cluttered digs or the hard-boiled eggs and cold "reduced for quick sale" sandwiches soaked in whole milk that I typically serve her for snacks.