bald chicken

when you put your big/small meat between your legs and sac and close your legs to make it look like a vagina.

nigga you wanna see my bald chicken?!?

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bald headed

having no hair. a female having less than 3 inches of hair.

that chick has no hangtime, she's bald headed as fuck.

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bald cunt

the guy from teh homescapes ads

Hello, make sure you despise the stupid fucking bald cunt.

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Bald Barry

When you receive a handjob during or after a haircut.

"Dick's haircut was great! He got a bald barry when it was over."

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bald fuck

Two people with shaved parts having sex.

Dude, I shaved my balls so I could have a bald fuck with my gf.

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Bald as a coot

A well good term used to describe a lack of pubic hair on a womans flower or muff as it were. Basically a shaved/waxed fanny!

'ooo iv got a right mound on me, i better get rid'
couple of minutes later...
'bald as a coot'

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Bald Fetish

The fetish to want to have sex with a bald person's head, pour hot butter on it and lick it off, put an XXL condom on a bald person's head and shove it up someone's vagina or asshole, effectively suffocating and killing the bald person, etc. Bald fetish can also tie with the fetish of finding shaved ball sacks insanely attractive.

"Yo Andy, that guy's looking at your naked head really weird. I think he has a bald fetish."
At that, Andy ran.

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