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one who's ass just keeps going and going
damn man look at her batterie ass
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when the stored energy is depleated from a good rechargable battery.
it is just before lunch break, your helper has just left to pick up sandwiches. your 20feet up scaffolding hanging a 10foot piece of ductwork ,and the oppisite end is connected so your ready to screw the other end into the bracket and ther isn't enough power to run one screwed.he returns ,sees you up there holding up the trunk with one hand your cordless drill in the other and you yell out I'm battery fucked
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A total computer nerd who constantly checks his batteries on his smartphone laptop whatever, and freaks if his piece of technology wont have the power to make it through the day.
nerd: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my iphone4 wont have the power to work through 2pm today!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dude standing next to him: hey shut the fuck up you fucking battery nerd
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The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries
person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?
person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.
person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!
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Any of several "diet" sodas, especially Diet Coke or Diet Pepsi. The term originates from the drinks' taste.
"Do you want some battery acid, man?"
"No, thank you."
"Ah well. More for me."
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When your cellphone battery runs low, you have to take take low-battery measures such as reducing brightness, closing applications or maybe even switching on airplane mode.
A: "Why is your screen so dark? Do you even see something?"
B: "I'm running low on battery, I have to take low-battery measures to make it through the day."
When a girl dreams of a boyfriend, but cannot get one, so resorts to a vibrator.
Aha that ugly lass Sheila's got a BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend) cos she can't find anyone lol
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