cutting someone's grass

When someone attempts to pick up your woman.

"Am I cutting your grass here mate?
"Nah, all's good, we jus' friends."

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Someone with common sense

Someone who is NOT anti-vaxx, flat earther, a chemtrail believer, thinks that space is fake, thinks that the moon landing is fake or someone that thinks Australia is fake

OMFG LMfAO YOU ARE SOMEONE WITH COMMON SENSE LIKE ME THANK GOD!

stand someone up

not turn up for a date

She stood me up, the little bitch

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flip someone's chart

Meaning to physically flip a persons chart causing a disturbance or shift in emotion. The object being flipped is not limited to a chart but can also be a paper, an opinion, a human in a fight, or a finger. It can also be a metaphor alluding to the arousal of a man's private area. This term is commonly used by gang members (typically Bloods), Confederates, and overly dedicated baseball fans in a classroom setting but can also be used on the street.

Kim, if you and my man are fucking I will have no problem flipping your chart.

If I get one more low test score I'm gonna flip someone's chart.

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getting Flippy on someone

pertaining to a certain Happy Tree Friend, it means to violently attack and defeat someone.

I don't want to be present when he's getting Flippy on someone.

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Please someone help

My asshole burns

Please someone help me I need help holy shit please

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To Snail Up (on someone)

To be extremely slow at responding to one's request

To Snail Up (on someone): "I asked Brownie a week ago for some figures and she still hasn't come back to me yet.", "What, she still hasn't snailed up on you?"