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What you'd expect after drinking 25l of Red Bull. A explosive blast of urine.
I drank 30 lots of Monster and now i'm about to have a toilet tempest.
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When you're desperate for a poo, your toilet radar makes your need to go more and more urgent the closer you get to a toilet. The moment you close the cubicle door and start to pull your pants down, your toilet radar goes into overdrive and there's no going back!
Your toilet radar also has a 'roaming' mode for when you go to a country where you are fearful of the sanitary standards of the bathrooms. With no acceptable toilet nearby, your toilet radar suppresses the need to relieve yourself for days at a time.
Relieved Man 1: "Phew, that was a close one, my toilet radar went mad just as I got into the cubicle - it was a close shave as the radar nearly didn't account for the trouble I was going to have unbuttoning my jeans!"
Friend: "Too much information, man."
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When your fecal matter contains more than 2 colors; Usually caused after consuming large amounts of Hispanic food, corn, or multi-colored popsicles.
Guy 1: Dude....I shouldn't have eaten that many 5 layer burritos..
Guy 2: Yea man, you'll probably be having a toilet fiesta in 15 minutes
Guy 1: -Proceeds to run to the nearest bathroom and destroys the toilet-
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When sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time causes one or both legs to go numb therefore inhibiting you to walk for a short time after.
Pepe: "AHHHHHHH i can’t feel my legs"
George: "Well, how long have you been on the toilet?"
Pepe: "half an hour max"
George: "No shit you gone and got yourself some Toilet Polio."
When someone is so concerned about toilet seat germs, they cover the seat with half a roll of toilet paper, leaving it to appear like it has been mummified.
"I was going to use that stall to drop a deuce, but somebody left it looking like a toilet mummy."
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A very rare product that can only be found with in 1-5 minutes of a store opening it is often guarded by the savage kanen
Omg I got toilet paper for $100 what a deal
A term used to describe a public toilet that has not been flushed and contains and excess amount of #2 piled on.
Somtimes seen in bars or nightclubs.
"Hey man don't go to the can... there is nothin but Toilet Jenga in there!"