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When a mans penis is so small that it looks like a cooked bean.
Man did you hear that Lucas had a tiney beany
no such thing. is a yarmulke. pronounced YAH-muh-cuh
dont ever use jew beanie. jew beanie is bad.
put on your yarmulke, here comes hannukah. you should never use jew beanie.
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The companion of the "Asshat" or just slang for Pubic Hair.
Dude, quit being such a crotch beanie.
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A beanie that is loose in the back and normally worn by Douchebags.
Can you believe Mike wore that slouchy beanie to meet our new director?
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A Hispanic baby, usually conceived by illegal immigrants.
The beaner working the field had a beanie baby in her arms
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The Bangladeshi beanie is the act of using one’s beanie cap to pick up their dog’s poop, as if it were a standard issue plastic waste bag found in any neighborhood park. Rather than disposing of it, however, the user places the beanie over their girlfriends head, covering her eyes before going down on her with a palm full of peanut butter. The user inconspicuously wipes some peanut butter on his girlfriends vagina, whistles for the dog, and sits on her chest. The user proceeds to masturbate onto the beanie as the dog laps up her peanut butter covered vagina.
Larry: bro! I gave my gf a Bangladeshi beanie last night.
Carl: what’s that?
Larry: I covered her head with a beanie filled with dog shit and beat off on her face while the dog ate her out.
Carl: didn’t she try to escape?
Larry: yeah but I was sitting on her chest!!
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