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Synonymous with blowjob, as a rare plasure in life
Blowjobs are like eggs benedict, I haven't had either since I have been married
A tasty American kind of breakfast similar to Eggs & Bacon.
Eggs Benedict is also known as Michael Afton in Five Night’s At Freddy’s or in the Afton Family.
A school where half of the students are clinically retarded and are not even funny
The school is overly expensive (I’m talking 18 bags a year) just for the teachers who are also retarded ( there are some exceptions tho) to show up 10 minutes late because “tHeIr OfFiCe WaS aLl ThE wAy AcRoSs ThE sChOol” then for the dyslexic kids to waste half the lesson making some tame sound effects to get a reaction.
And the amount of love stories is revolting. Year 7s( fucking 11-12 year olds) are making out and having relationships.
Apparently they accept all races but it takes 1 look at the about 6 Muslims and 15 black peoples to find out that that’s not true.
A good thing is the rugby. The only reason i started and am where I am today is because of rugby at bennies.
Hall of shame for teachers (names blocked kind of)
Mr W**** (English)
Ms **s**o* (English)
Ms S* *al** **i** (RE/RS)
And more
Hall of fame (using descriptions)
Mr religious but fun
Dr Italian and charming
Mr French rugby coach who’s name some people say wrong
St Benedict’s is not really worth it
Basically an eggs benedict but instead of hollandaise sauce, its cum.
We only have 2 eggs for poaching, guess we'll have to have seggs benedict instead, Horatio
when someone inherits or exhibits characteristics of a benedict.
eg. “he was portraying benedictity”, “stop acting all benedictity”, “too benedictity for your boots” .
Selling out a Liberty Movement for some Trim.
That beta, Benedict Arnold sold us out.
It's when you get screwed over by the higher ups on your side, so you go to the enemy side in anger. It means that your superior "Pulled a Gates", which is screwing you over and/or stealing the credit. You've done a lot for the side, and you've got nothing to show for it except for insults, so you go to the enemy side in anger.
Example 1-God. my manager at Mc Donalds kept taking the credit for my great innovations and lowered my wage as an insult to injury, so I decided to work at Burger king. Yup, I just pulled a Benedict Arnold.
Example 2-I've been screwed over by the Soviet Union. They keep imprisoning me and stealing the credit. I'm going to be a defector. I'm going to pull a Benedict Arnold if this doesn't stop soon.