The act of performing both a gigantic piss and a gigantic shit at the same time.
Sanjit: Hey Bob, you've sure got a spring in your step!
Bob: Well Sanjit, I just had a big man shandy, and I feel terrific!
Sanjit: Dude WTF
Madeline’s best work, a Mediterranean god, 9 inch nail,
Guy:who’s that?
Stu: that mr big cock hummus man, don’t ask about his friend, he told his mom