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When someone does a big smelly jobby in their pants.
Man needs a jobby outside, no toilet paper, "somali birth is happening".
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1. A mother
2. A possible tool for the future, used during difficult child birth
"Dude, you coming out tonight?"
"Nah man, my birth wench is being difficult"
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The act of being an enormously obese woman and taking what you believe to be a shit on the toilet, only to be surprised when a baby comes out.
Hey you know that fat bitch Kathryn in our home econ class? The one with acne and a lisp? Her walrus of a mom thought she was taking a dump when a baby came out... fuckin classic case of birth of a hero.
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n. colloquial meaning knocked up, also, Cockeney Rhyming Slang for Collin Firth.
My daughter's never had sex, it's going to be a virgin birth!
That scene where Virgin goes swimming in his shirt makes me wet in the pant.
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A term used to guilt trip pro-lifers by stating they don't care about a child after it has been born, claiming they only want to force a mother to give birth, as they should take the responsibility of the child that was conceived because of another's irresponsibility.
This, however, is an incredibly stupid argument. People who use this argument are conflating the act of evil with not performing an act of kindness (usually bringing up free healthcare), even though Conservatives are more charitable than Liberals and Christians are twice as likely to adopt a child.
Person A: "Sarah says she's pro-life, but in actuality she's pro-birth"
Person B: "How so?"
Person A: "She wants to force women into giving birth, and refuses to help out children after they are born."
Person B: "She has adopted 2 children. Conservatives, who are pro-life, give more to charity than Liberals and Christians are twice as likely to adopt. If a couple act irresponsibly, it is not our responsibility to amend their mistakes."
Person A: Can't respond so they use insults and claim "pro-birthers" hate women and want rape.
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The coolest website / music composition website ever. www.after-birth.com - The music induces an OC high. (See Oxycontin)
Dude I just totally after-birthed and stayed up till 4 AM. Sweet-
Dude After Birth dominates my car stereo, CD Player, headphones, and Computer playlist.
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To acquire ownership of something, usually incarnate, by forcefully pushing said object into ones vagina (or anus) then subsequently pushing it out in an act of "birth." This is commonly done, but not limited to, aesthetically pleasing children that you wish to make yours.
"Oh Alex!!" Laura said with utmost excitement, "Isn't baby Benji larsman S00 cute! I will make him my own flesh and blood by reverse birthing him!"
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