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Insecure Black Hole

A guy who appears to be absolutely incapable of taking hints, but actually isn't. He just lacks self-confidence and doesn't want to completely embarrass himself by assuming that those hints are real, because he's not sure that his girlfriend is reciprocating those feelings or if she's just messing with him.

"My boyfriend is denser than a black hole."

"He's an insecure black hole, girl. He knows what you want him to do. He's just extremely shy and doesn't want to just assume things, lest he will make you uncomfortable. You have to be completely sincere to him, and you'll probably have to spell things out for him. Patience is key."

"Well, now he just sounds like even more of a loser."

"And you sound like a narcissist who thinks that a man has to be confident in order to be worth your time. That toxic mindset is never going to pick up any guys. Looks are nothing; personality is everything. He's a sweet guy, and you're an inflexible jackass."

"I want a man who can use his words."

"He has social anxiety. Did you know that? But by all means, why don't you go ahead and explode at him for being shy? I'm sure he would take that really well. Do you want to be the reason that someone committed suicide because they can't afford to see a therapist?"

by Someone who kinda exists September 18, 2021


Black Hole

Your grandma's ass

guy 1: yo grandma's booty hole is black niggaaa
niggaaa: iTs fAcTS! i call it a black hole

by lil_shagger April 15, 2019


Black hole

When someone's ass looks sunken in & looks as if a gravitational black hole is pulling it inward

Damn Alexis why yo ass gotta look like a black hole

by Abbieleann_ December 14, 2016


Black Hole

In kpop, a Black Hole is the worst dancer of the group. Whether it's doing the moves wrong, too slow, too fast or not in sync with the other members, this person attracts attention to themselves accidentally by being the Odd One Out, thus, a Black Hole.

"Did you see that?"

"What?"
"He was so late to do the move."
"Ah, he's their Black Hole."

by Yoonminsasses August 27, 2018


Black hole

When her camel toe is so huge that her pants get ingested into her moot

I was sitting next to some girl in class, it was 12:30 pm. She was writing her cheat sheet for the volcano exam. I turn over my shoulder with a glimpse I look down at her pants and witness a phat Black hole.

by Voluptuous moot September 6, 2018


Black Holes

A Space Death Hole
With INF MASS
Jake: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Drake: Wait Wat

A black hole is a phenomenon that occurs when a star 10-20 More massive than our sun reaches the end of its life
also, black holes can merge like planets

by The Preasdom January 15, 2021


Black Hole

A Space Thing That Has NO MASS AND DEATH
Drake: NO IM GOING INTO A BLACK HOLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Jake: Drake? DRAKE??????NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY FRIEND

What im I going to do :(

A black hole is a star that collapsed into its core!

by The Preasdom January 2, 2021