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Steamy Blankets

Steamy Blankets is the sexual act in whcih to drunk men boil some Coffee. After climbing into bed together they proceed to pour boiling hot coffee on their blankets. They then lift up the blankets and pour it onto their genitalia. (If there aren't 3rd degree burns you are doing it wrong.) Then the two men engage in the sexual position 69. This should rip the burnt skin right off their penis and since they are durnk they wont feel the pain untill the morning.

We were so drunk last night that Billy and I got into bed and performed steamy blankets and now my penis is burnt off.

by BUTTSEXISDIRTY December 31, 2013


fuzzy blanket

During a blowjob, the performer sucks the foreskin back over his or her tongue. As if to blanket the the tongue with the foreskin.

Last night Meagan Gave me a hella good fuzzy blanket. Shakkas brah.

by Ryguyandthepussykat December 2, 2017


thermal blankets

A warm moist vagina with larger than normal meat curtains as to wrap around your dick at night.

bob went to stay the night with sally and kept his unit warm with her thermal blankets IE as like pigs in a blanket.

by thermal slayer March 18, 2011


Front Blanket

When performing coitus, and individual finishing on their partners chest (with consent).

Babe I’m cold, can you give me a front blanket!

by TylerwithanA February 21, 2021


blanket ban

A ban that applies to or affects all or the majority of a given class of people or things.

Hey, did you hear about the Pakistani government blanket banning TikTok?
Nah man, that sucks.

by Jay-ree-och January 6, 2022


sharing a blanket

a term which refers to one person eating out the other

Joseph was sharing a blanket with julia

by 🖕🏻😊🖕🏻 June 29, 2016


adirondack blanket

When your septic tank is leaking/compromised and the smell blankets the surrounding area.

Oftentimes used with reference to septic tank problems in the Adirondack Mountains in New York.

Person 1: “Hey man what’s that smell?”
Person 2: “Oh that? The neighbor’s septic leaked and now the whole street has got an Adirondack Blanket.”

by Limekilnlake August 4, 2023