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Booze blanket

When you don't need a jacket because you're drunk.

I'm so drunk I don't need your stupid jacket. I'm wearing my booze blanket.

by Foss the boss April 06, 2014


Steamy Blankets

Steamy Blankets is the sexual act in whcih to drunk men boil some Coffee. After climbing into bed together they proceed to pour boiling hot coffee on their blankets. They then lift up the blankets and pour it onto their genitalia. (If there aren't 3rd degree burns you are doing it wrong.) Then the two men engage in the sexual position 69. This should rip the burnt skin right off their penis and since they are durnk they wont feel the pain untill the morning.

We were so drunk last night that Billy and I got into bed and performed steamy blankets and now my penis is burnt off.

by BUTTSEXISDIRTY December 31, 2012


fuzzy blanket

During a blowjob, the performer sucks the foreskin back over his or her tongue. As if to blanket the the tongue with the foreskin.

Last night Meagan Gave me a hella good fuzzy blanket. Shakkas brah.

by Ryguyandthepussykat December 02, 2017


Front Blanket

When performing coitus, and individual finishing on their partners chest (with consent).

Babe Iโ€™m cold, can you give me a front blanket!

by TylerwithanA February 21, 2021


Temperance blanket

A pair of socks that have been cummed in by your best friend for over a month

My best friend nick makes a tasty temperance blanket

by Boner guy March 22, 2019


blanket ban

A ban that applies to or affects all or the majority of a given class of people or things.

Hey, did you hear about the Pakistani government blanket banning TikTok?
Nah man, that sucks.

by Jay-ree-och January 06, 2022


sharing a blanket

a term which refers to one person eating out the other

Joseph was sharing a blanket with julia

by ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿป June 29, 2016