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#below-stairs just played a three ring blender. Win won a tonne of old money. Tang-clonk!
puntang fender blender... stik ur wang up a gals pussy swirl it round a bit stik it up her ass punch her in back of head whip out quickly (pink sock) and stick remains in blender and use for lube
this slut pissed me off so i decided too puntang fender blender her... she cried and i now have a damn criminal record
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When you punch a girl in the cunt so hard she rages and screams louder than a blender.
The act of punching a girl in the cunt as hard as you can to successfully make her become a raging cunt blender.
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This occurs during a perfectly drunken night of intercourse between two (or more) nymphomaniacs. All parties are in a drunken haze or dream like state. There proceeds to be a constant battle or power struggle (fun and non-violent) of who maintains dominance on top, resulting in continuous position changes from being on top, to being on bottom until one of the parties submits. These twisting, toppling, turning and tangling motions resemble that of an actual blender.
Party 1: “How do you feel this morning after how amazing last night was?”
Party 2: “Oh I definitely feel great. But I am kind of drained and exhausted. It was a god damn drunken sex blender lol.”
An unknown shock video that supposedly contains a bunch of men killing orangutans, and the only proof of these videos existing is from "reaction" videos.
I tried to look up 3 orangutans 1 blender and couldn't find anything, most likely a hoax.
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Poopy caca in a blender
Poopy caca in a blender
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The act of putting raw meat in the vagina, than with the addition of steak sauce,defecate in it than proceed to eat it.
No one has seen Oprah's husband Stedman ever since they did the BuffaloWing Balognia Blender!
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