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sand blogging

The practice of leaving a message in the sand to be washed away with an incoming tide. Best practice involves writing the message at outgoing/low tide to ensure maximum viewing period.

Origin: campus point @ UC Santa Barbara

The art of sand blogging:

-Hello from the beach.

-The human torch was denied a bank loan.

by bhba March 2, 2011


Blog Hawk

One who constantly checks or refreashes their own blog to see how many hits they've gotten.

Susan blog hawked her last entry but unfortunatly no one wanted to read what she had to say.

by Miriam M. March 25, 2007


Jabber Blog

The ritualistic act of getting absolutely obliterated drunk whilst playing video games and watching funny tv shows/movies for HOURS on end. The only way the Jabber Blogging ends is if one of the persons passes out with a video game controller in his hands. Jabber Blogging is usually accompanied by a long walk, beer(s) in hand, to get food, prefferably pizza and usually after midnight.

"I'm going over to my buddy's house to Jabber Blog until we pass out."

by B2RN3R November 2, 2012


Blog Off

1.)The act of entering information in a blog format, on the world wide web, for the entertainment, enjoyment & irritation of others. Ie: "mental dumping" (Blogging Off)

Jim: "Hey Sally, what's going on?"

Sally: "Nothing Jim, just Blogging Off. What are you up to later?"

Jim: "Mmmm, I may Blog Off too."

by Gidget Bunny April 13, 2010


Dog With a Blog

Definition 1: A Disney show with nothing unique about it and talks about a dog with a blog. This tragedy aired from October 12, 2012 to September 25, 2015.
Definition 2: A dog that literally has a blog.

Definition 1:

Jimmy: Bro I just watched dog with a blog!

Lance: I’m sorry you had to watch that

horrible show Jimmy.
Definition 2:
Emily: Omg! I just found out my dog has a blog!
Vanessa: That’s dope, but how can your dog type?

by wellletsvibe April 4, 2020

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blog-troll

To hide under a bridge of the information superhighway known to be travelled by your sworn enemies, waiting to pounce at an opportune moment with senseless attacks and irrational rants.

I can't believe that $!@# from Kos blog-trolled another RS diary!

by Bill Tizzle December 14, 2005

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Blog Slobber

A person that visits numerous online blogs only looking at the pics and if they like what they see they will put a stupid smiley or reply in the comments section w/o reading the blog. To add insult to injury they will ask to be added to the friends list of the person visited, even if the person has stated that they don't add everyone their circle unless they are long time online buddies or offline friends. Blog Slobbers never have anything interesting to add to blogs and it's obvious that they are only seeking sex or are online perverts that look at the pics and slob while doing this.

Girl, I've been hit by the same blog slobber that left that stupid message on ur page too.

Example comments:

"Dayum, girl u sexy"
"I'd like to get to know u better"
:)
;)
Muah
Hugs

Example Invite as a Friend:

"Please add me to ur friends list ur someone I wanna get to know"

"Nice pics can we be friends" (I ain't read shyt about u or know ur interests b/c I'm blog slobbing the pics)

by Glow94 September 29, 2007

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