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If you sleep with your mates missus, you're probably a shit bloke
"Ay how scummy is Kav?"
"Yeah, he's a shit bloke"
often referred to as being a Tomo Owens
Someone who dogs the boys for no particular reason and at times you wonder who you even consider yourself even an 'acquaintance' to this person.
No one likes a shit bloke and a factor to why no one likes Tomo
person 1: *Does nothing*
Tomo (Shit Bloke): *starts being a shit bloke*
Bloke gets a few too many blokey schooners in him.
Josh was so bloked out at the xmas party, he got sent home
Different strokes for different blokes means there's more than one way to jerk off a dick
Linda* "I jerked off Tommy for a whole hour and still couldn't make him sling yogurt out his one eyed purple monster"
Trudith* "Well did you try jerking him off stalefish?"
Linda* "What do you mean? I didn't know there's more than one jerk of style"
Trudith* "Yeah, you know, Different strokes for different blokes"
The act of giving Oral sex to a man, most likely implying prostitution.
-That woman over there is probably a Bloke Smoker.
- she loves Bloke Smoking