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This describes one who is sexually kinky but has a great body.
The weightlifter was known as the Marquis de Bod in the bar scene.
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This means to have a messy orgasm, aka splunge in your pants.
Who is leaking there, its Splunge Bod Squirtpants!
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also known as GAY mobile, or the gay wagon, or homoweelz.
Budhdev: Lets get in the bodmobile and bop down to WHSmithies, wot wot, toodle pip, say no old chappy?
Ashish: OOOOWWWWW! That hurt. You're such a bitch. Cum on Anand, lets blaps him.
Anand: Please no violence. I may faint.
Mehtan: Come on guys. Its not like theres orange peel being thrown about. Anyway, I have to go now and finish... no abandon, my essay.
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Soft Office Bod is ultimately the body you get from working in an office all day: 8 hrs, florescent lights and a chair for your fat ass. Soft, lumpy and pale. Soft Office Bod is a noun, not a verb, and never used with the word, "a" in front of it.
Dang, now that I have this full-time job I sure have soft office bod. Where did my beach body go?
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Charlie: "Whoa, what's that frightening white thing over there?"
Joe: "Oh that's Allison. She got a job as an accountant, and now she's got full-on soft office bod."
What mom treats herself to after being with dad bod. Step dad bod was once very athletic and fit in his youth but he didn't quite let time and beer ruin his body completely. He probably still works out or has an intense manual labor job such as plumbing, construction, carpentry, logging, landscaping and more
"After divorcing Timmy's dad, I found another man, he doesn't have a dad bod, he has a step dad bod"
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A VW Camper Van, used by the "bod squad" to perpetrate crimes against humanity; amongst the worst is the preaching of Bodism, a religion in which prohets include Letts and Philip-Allan. The engine of the Bod mobile has had its parts colour coded with WHSmith sticky tags for convenience, and on the inside is stuck a picture of their mysterious god, known as Wil'mot.
RUN! Its the Bod Mobile!
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A divorced dad bod has a greater BMI than of a dad bod. One great way to separate the dad bods from the divorced dad bods are visible stretch marks. Since divorced men are huskier and more heavy set, they will typically show stretch marks. But men with divorced dad bod, do not fear, for it is a 2 part transformation. After crushing all the beer and Cheetos in the world,following a divorce your body will blow up, but someday you will have an epiphany. You will dream of 6 pack abs and all the honeys in the world surrounding you at the bar. That is when step 2 of the transformation occurs. You will trade in your beer and Cheetos for a gym membership and whey protein. From there, the rest is history.
Arthur: Dude did you see Mark at our 20 year high school reunion?
Karl: Yeah man, Trixy leaving him and taking the kids really took a toll on him.
Arthur: I know, you could tell he was sporting a serious divorced dad bod.
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