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The male ejaculate. Seminal fluid.
I hurled bollock vomit all over my jazz mag.
A sensation of tingling in the testes which persists after the cessation of the stimulus. Originally attributed to the pilots of hovercraft; sometimes used by skateboarders after skating for a prolonged period on an unusually rough surface.
Similar to the medical condition 'vibration white finger'.
The Channel is so rough today that Dover to Calais run gave me a right case of the fizzy bollocks
When one's bollocks are busted in a painful fashion. Can also describe an idiot, a nonce or your general Kool Kid
Oi, you bollock buster, get over yourself you self obsessed, weed taking, girl flirting fuckface
A beating so intense that you can almost see God. Queen Elizabeth gave such a beating to her grandson, Prince William, after he chased his cousin Zara into a lamppost which almost fell on her.
She came charging in and gave us the most almighty bollocking. I had learned to be careful in how I play.
A testicle (Bollock) that becomes attached to the inner-thigh, often due to hygiene mismanagement, that condemns a man to discomfort and entanglement until shower time.
Man, I need a shower like, right now, as this Swamp Bollock is giving me jip.
When a gentlemen's trousers are pulled up so high he creates the equivalent of a female camel toe.
Steve's bollock toe was perfectly formed this evening. His trousers were up to his waist!
When you get told off by your parents/guardians on facebook or other social networking site.
Hey, Mike! Your mum just gave you a cyber-bollocking on your wall!