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When you get told off by your parents/guardians on facebook or other social networking site.
Hey, Mike! Your mum just gave you a cyber-bollocking on your wall!
When you get out the bath and your nads are dangling and dripping wet, then you thrust back and forth and the bollocks slap on the anus and tummy.
Standing naked, legs slightly apart, balls dangling and thrusting. Bollocks slap against the tummy and the arse simutaneously. Bollock Slap.
The male ejaculate. Seminal fluid.
I hurled bollock vomit all over my jazz mag.
A sensation of tingling in the testes which persists after the cessation of the stimulus. Originally attributed to the pilots of hovercraft; sometimes used by skateboarders after skating for a prolonged period on an unusually rough surface.
Similar to the medical condition 'vibration white finger'.
The Channel is so rough today that Dover to Calais run gave me a right case of the fizzy bollocks
When one's bollocks are busted in a painful fashion. Can also describe an idiot, a nonce or your general Kool Kid
Oi, you bollock buster, get over yourself you self obsessed, weed taking, girl flirting fuckface
A beating so intense that you can almost see God. Queen Elizabeth gave such a beating to her grandson, Prince William, after he chased his cousin Zara into a lamppost which almost fell on her.
She came charging in and gave us the most almighty bollocking. I had learned to be careful in how I play.
a translation of the well known french insult about the english