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Humid weather that makes your balls stick to your leg, or your boobs to stick together like bologna on a hot sidewalk.
Jack: Why are you adjusting so much?
Frank: Bologna weather man, im stickin.
Also known as meat curtains, the bologna hammock is the extra skin hanging out of a woman's vigina, looking like a hammock made of bologna.
Ex. Did you see the bologna hammock on Chub Rub? I would like to rest my tongue in that thing.
A slur best used for your boss
I know you’re reading this blakeley you greasy bologna back bitch
When the boys want to dock but they're all circumcised. Bologna to the rescue. Always cold. Warm bologna is weird. Simply touch tips and wrap bologna around both members firmly. Sauces can be used to adjust for skin tone.
Guy 1: So what's the plan tonight?
Guy 2: How about some bologna docking with the boys?
All together: Bologna docking WIT DA BOIZ?!
A female who's cooch smells so bad the restroom stinks like a bologna hoagie with extra onions after she uses it. Possibly caused by lack of pubic landscaping.
Co-Worker #1: "Bologna Butt must have been in the ladies room again cuz it smells like a Hoagie in there."
Co-Worker #2: "I know she needs to trim that bush."
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When the clit hangs far outside the vagina resembeling a folded piece of Bolgna.
Man, I thought Lori was a fox until I got her pantys off and seen that Bologna Snatch hangin out, It looked like a dog panting for water!
Sue's Bologna Snacth will clap for you when you pull out.
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When one defecates upon a lateral surface and masturbates atop said defecation with one's semen. Henceforth: bologna sandwich.
The robber left a bologna sandwich on my grandma's bed.
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