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A relationship in which partners are monogamous only with respect to the exchange of bodily fluids. Other activity with other partners, like safe sex, BDSM play, a brisk walk, etc. may be allowed or negotiable.
Sure, you can fuck my ass, face, and pussy, in that order! You'll just have to use a condom - my husband and I are in a fluid bond.
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was the coolest, back in the day when sean connery was young.er.
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Fictional British secret agent created by writer Ian Fleming in the 1950s. In 1962 the first Bond movie, Dr. No, was released. As of 2004 there have been 20 Bond movies (even more than that if you count the "unofficial" Bond movies like Casino Royale and Never Say Never Again) released, with even more in production. Bond is known all over the world for using cool gadgets, driving fast cars, romancing beautiful women, and drinking vodka martinis (shaken, not stirred). Women want him, and men want to be him.
"My name is Bond, James Bond."
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A person who is to achieve huge greatness in their lives. They are of high intelligence. Most likely an intellectual, a Metal head and big into Politics. Most of the time, you see them as an Anarchist. They despise authority. Noted to do irrational actions to make any point possible. Dangerous, yet sexy. Approach at caution, unless a sexy lady, then it's okay.
Random Party Lady: I mean, who does something like that? Just throws random wine glasses at the Police?
Random Party Dude: Only David Bond does that.
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-Douchebag. A Person who likes to wear jorts daily and cry while watching the notebook. Also the scum of baseball. Will likely die of a heart attack before the age of 50 due to the immense amount of stereoids he has ingested. Should be banned from the game of baseball immediately so he cannot tarnish the recorbooks with his cheating ways. Once approprietly pelted by styringes during a baseball game.
Floyd Landis pulled a Barry Bonds in the Tour de France
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Awesome show. A whole family of bail bondsmen on their daily route of life. Great reality show, atleast until they showed the daughter giving birth.
Family bonds owns except for that one episode.
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A baseball player, and member of the San Francisco Giants, with an abnormally large head caused by using steroids for the past decade or more. Without steroids, he'd be lucky to still be playing in the majors. Just ask Sammy Sosa.
Some people call Bonds the greatest baseball player of all time, but these people are 100% retarded. He may break Babe Ruth's homerun record, but only thanks to doing enough juice to kill a small horse.
Barry Bonds is a fraud.
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