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Boner

1) The slang term for an erect penis

2) The profession of getting meat off of a bone to put in hot dogs

1) When Jennifer practically gave Robert a lap dance in math class, he had a boner and you could clearly see that Jennifer was surprised by it

2) Josh: Do you even know what you want to be as a grown up?

Kevin: Dude, a boner!

by Awf uck May 15, 2014

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bonering

Buffering media footage as it is downloaded, specifically for pornographic material (e.g. a video)

I was readying my supplies as the porno was bonering. It was a large file, so there was a lot of bonering.

by BBoyStance23 August 22, 2010

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no-boner

A woman/gay man who is sexually off-limits. The restriction is self-imposed.

Includes victims of trauma (eg was recently assaulted), sexually transmissable infection, bro rules (eg your bro's sister but you can't contact him to get permission), psychopathy (eg "sex-is-love" disorder).

From the word form "no-brainer"

Bambi was looking totally hot last night but she was on her rags so it was a total no-boner.

by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 4, 2011

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Boner

I gave a dude a boner once. I made a big mistake.

Dude: you gave me a boner
Me: i made a mistake.

by i made a mistake October 29, 2019

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Boner

when ur pp popping out of ur shorts

Me: Did u know that jeans can hide ur boner?

by *Peeing with a boner* January 24, 2019

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Boner

A bummer or downer. Usually rains on everyone’s parade.

Man, my fried is being a real boner today.

by Metal Princess January 19, 2021

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Boner

A word to describe someone who thinks they’re hot shit but in reality they’re an annoying tool.

Gary: have you ever met β€œthe Butch dog”?
Andrew: no but he sounds like a huge boner, who would refer to themself in the third person like that on a regular basis?

by Mkejne April 2, 2020

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