1) The slang term for an erect penis
2) The profession of getting meat off of a bone to put in hot dogs
1) When Jennifer practically gave Robert a lap dance in math class, he had a boner and you could clearly see that Jennifer was surprised by it
2) Josh: Do you even know what you want to be as a grown up?
Kevin: Dude, a boner!
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Buffering media footage as it is downloaded, specifically for pornographic material (e.g. a video)
I was readying my supplies as the porno was bonering. It was a large file, so there was a lot of bonering.
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A woman/gay man who is sexually off-limits. The restriction is self-imposed.
Includes victims of trauma (eg was recently assaulted), sexually transmissable infection, bro rules (eg your bro's sister but you can't contact him to get permission), psychopathy (eg "sex-is-love" disorder).
From the word form "no-brainer"
Bambi was looking totally hot last night but she was on her rags so it was a total no-boner.
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I gave a dude a boner once. I made a big mistake.
Dude: you gave me a boner
Me: i made a mistake.
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when ur pp popping out of ur shorts
Me: Did u know that jeans can hide ur boner?
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A bummer or downer. Usually rains on everyoneβs parade.
Man, my fried is being a real boner today.
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A word to describe someone who thinks theyβre hot shit but in reality theyβre an annoying tool.
Gary: have you ever met βthe Butch dogβ?
Andrew: no but he sounds like a huge boner, who would refer to themself in the third person like that on a regular basis?
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