Brekky Bong

A Brekky Bong is the classic Aussie description of a bong (a bowl) of holy ganja smoked at or before breakfast. Depending on priorities, smoking habits and available food and/or cash, for some folks, the bong itself constitutes breakfast. Ideally, it would not be consumed with the entire family present, and should not be packed by your Mum.

Woke up, fumbled around for the lighter, reached down for the mix and packed myself a nice little Brekky Bong.

breakkie cone
bong

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Atom Bong

Extremely powerful weapon which, upon impact, creates a magic mushroom cloud and causes everybody to get high and listen to Bob Marley.

"It's an Atom Bong! The night has been saved!"

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ching bong

the chinese version of james bond

I'm Ching, Ching Bong.

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dick bonging

During a blow job, it's the act of taking a hot load directly down the throat without touching the tounge.

My girlfriend said she hated the taste of cum. So I said, "try a little dick bonging honey."

FlaP BOnG

flapbong

Hey man, pass the flap bong. What’s that? You know! The flap bong!

Bong mong

When someone smokes too much weed too quickly and hits that point where you can't be bothered to move never mind talk to each other. Once bong monged the victim will usually go to bed to sleep quite quickly. After smoking such an amount you are left usually staring in to space not really aware of the people around you

Hey I seen John last night and we had a bong. Shit it was totally loaded n I hit it real hard. 20 mins later I was a total bong mong. I got bong monged so bad n just fucked off to bed.

Bong Stand

Just like a keg stand but using a bong instead.

Created by some idiot from Stoneham

Fuck it I am doing a bong stand. Wtf is a bong stand. You’re about to find out.