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A bowel mason is a person that like to play and interact with poop. They are also some who enjoys anal sex.
Shelley has her 3 rd date with Rick. Shelley was a little freaked out as Rick turns out to be a bowel mason,. Tough she did say he was quite the artisan.
The feeling you get when your very hungry and are under the impression that you're going to get some grub, but for whatever reason food never comes .
Jake: hey whens the pizza guy going to get here?
Frank: dude, i had to cancel the pizza I need weed money
jake : wow you dick thanks for the blue bowels
Inspired by “blue balls,” this term refers to the feeling you get when you are starving at a restaurant and see the waiter approaching with food only to pass your table and bring it to other customers.
“Omg our food is coming!”
“Fuck, it’s not ours. I have blue bowels.”
Another term for a royal physician, or doctor
Found on Wikipedia’s timeline of medicine and medical technology that discusses an inscription Egyptian physician known as Iry who was also considered the eye-doctor of the palace, palace physician of the belly, and he who prepares the important medicine and knows the juices of the body.
For a non-doctor example and a similar job, see: Groom of the Stool
King Arthur: Ugh, my stomach is bothering me again.
Sir Henry: Should I call for the Guardian of the Royal Bowels then, sire?
King Arthur: Do it quickly, I don’t have all day! I have a kingdom to rule over.
a scientific term of pooping/shitting.
Kyle : There's no brown noise!
Eric : There is!
Eric : It can make people loose bowel control.
Kyle : What is "loose bowel control"?
Eric : Oh, it's a scientific term of shitting.
The urgent, swift, and often painful need to evacuate the body post-consumption of the Taco Cabana "Cabana Bowl." This reaction is often contributed to by their large free salsa bar.
Man, we got pretty drunk and hit the Taco C, it was great but I woke up 4 hours later with a severe case of Cabana-Bowel. I couldn't sit right for hours.
Hey! 4 cups of salsa and onions? You're gonna get Cabana-Bowel!
Feces, especially a large amount of particularly steamy feces with the consistency of bread
I'm baking a loaf of bowel bread and it's almost done