boxer monster

a hard dick in your boxers.

17:02 BEAN: whats his number? lol
17:07 Elemental tear: whos #
17:07 BEAN: minnesotas. i was gonna send him a picture of my boxer monster since he said i had a small dick.

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racing boxers

boxers with skid marks through them

Branden: have you seen my racing boxers?

Ray and Chris: what are those?

Branden: My boxers that have all the skid marks in them!

Ex: Branden sharts all the time in his racing boxers!

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boxer-briefs

The John Kerry of undergarments, they cannot decide whether they are boxers or briefs. Worn by men who cannot decide whether or not to retire from the NBA.

Michael Jordan is as wishy-washy as his boxer-briefs.

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Chippy the Boxer

Chippy the Boxer runs like crazy through the neighborhood, but everyone loves him.
He loves to chase balls and sticks
He flaps his jowels as he runs around

Chippy is loyal to his owner

Chippy the Boxer is a very muscular canine

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retarded boxer

The dance move that is done by white males that think they are good dancers. This move consists of the guy balling up his fists, keeping them at mid chest level and rolling their shoulders forward. Giving the effect like they are some kind of boxer.

"Check it out! Steve's doing the retarded boxer!"

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boxer rebellion

When Mike Tyson rebelled against Evander Holyfield's ear and took matters into his own hands, well...mouth.

Dude! Did you see that Boxer Rebellion last night?

Yeah Man I saw that shit Pay-Per-View!

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Boxer Sniffer

Something a fag does for sexual gratification. See Panty sniffer. It is the opposite.

You faggoty boxer sniffer.

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