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A legal extension of public transportation, also known as train tracks. Dentists aren't engineers, so I don't know how they make them.
Joe: Did I just hear a tiny train go by?
John: Nah man those are my braces.
Joe: When did you get those?
John: When they extended the Gold Line.
That chick totally has cabbage stuck in her braces
To let someone know you are stripping.
Michael Sheen got overheated on set and decided show a ‘bit of brace’.
When two "friends" get their braces stuck together.
megan and emily are brace mates
When someone with braces is masterbating and their climax is so good they accidentally locked their jaw.
John Braced For Impact and had to go to the dentist the next morning.
The position assumed by passengers of an aircraft in danger of an imminent collision or emergency landing as announced over the cabin’s public announcement system - occasionally adopted during a particularly disquieting visit to the toilet to dispatch a no.2 when someone is required to bow their head and grip something nearby or put one or both hands up against the wall.
Oh man, that curry really carved my guts up, last night. I had to assume the brace position just now.
To taste one’s braces means to make out with someone who has braces, pretty self explanatory.
Person 1: Hey person 3, person 2 wants to taste your braces!
Person 2: oh shut the fuck up, person 1.
Person 3: I’m down
Person 2: oh okay then
(This actually happened with a group of friends irl but spoilers, no making out actually happened)