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Bread jesus

A really awesome person who deserves the whole world <3

"yo who is that wonderful human?" "oh that's Bread Jesus"

by Bread Jesus Simp May 18, 2021


Bread

A word used to criticize somebody's performance in any area of life

Me:"yo that team we played last night was fucking BREAD dude"
Sax: Yea i know man, they blew. We were up 3-0 just 4 minutes into the game.

by GmoneySagHairs August 21, 2009

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Get that Bread

Refering to getting money through hard work.

Just got to work, lets get that bread.

by Hipster56274 November 5, 2018

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Makin' bread

To make money.

Ex. I was makin' bread working at my last job.

by Swag1023 October 2, 2015


bread egg

The plastic middle bit out of a kinder egg, with bread carefully compacted within it , plugged into the anus with the specific intention simulating laying a bread egg

fuck, I just laid a bread egg

if they come near this place, i'm gonna rapidly simulate bread eggs

let's bread egg, baby

How do you like your bread eggs? hard or soft.

by InternationalBreadEggSociety March 31, 2018


Dwarven bread

In real life: A supposedly edible item that nobody actually tries to eat.

Mainly used a synonym for any failed cookery experiment but also for wrapped food in bottoms of bags that have been there since forever.

Originally from the Disk World series by Sir Terry Pratchett. Bread baked from the finest stone-ground grit. The point of having it is to keep you going on the idea: "I'm not *that* hungry."

The smoke alarm in the kitchen sounds. "Looks like you made dwarven bread. I'll order pizza."

Quote from 'Witches abroad':
The dwarf bread was brought out for inspection. But it was miraculous, the dwarf bread. No one ever went hungry when they had some dwarf bread to avoid. You only had to look at it for a moment, and instantly you could think of dozens of things you'd rather eat. You're boots, for example. Mountains. Raw sheep. Your own foot.

by Puppy Zwolle November 1, 2014


Sold The Bread

When someone accidentally/intentionally does something wrong, resulting in a negative outcome.

"Bro! You got 40% on your test? You could have aced it, you sold the bread!"

by snapbeasty May 10, 2021

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