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Pussy bread

Bread that is made using the yeast from someone’s yeast infection

“Damn! I wasn’t expecting my pussy bread to taste this good!”
“I can’t find any yeast at the store so I guess I’ll have to make pussy bread

by Abbymarie51 June 29, 2020


Bread

A word used to criticize somebody's performance in any area of life

Me:"yo that team we played last night was fucking BREAD dude"
Sax: Yea i know man, they blew. We were up 3-0 just 4 minutes into the game.

by GmoneySagHairs August 21, 2009

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Get that Bread

Refering to getting money through hard work.

Just got to work, lets get that bread.

by Hipster56274 November 5, 2018

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Makin' bread

To make money.

Ex. I was makin' bread working at my last job.

by Swag1023 October 2, 2015


bread egg

The plastic middle bit out of a kinder egg, with bread carefully compacted within it , plugged into the anus with the specific intention simulating laying a bread egg

fuck, I just laid a bread egg

if they come near this place, i'm gonna rapidly simulate bread eggs

let's bread egg, baby

How do you like your bread eggs? hard or soft.

by InternationalBreadEggSociety March 31, 2018


Dry bread

the old bread that becomes strong and unfit to eat

Ew, I don't wanna eat that dry bread!

by Galinial December 2, 2020


Dwarven bread

In real life: A supposedly edible item that nobody actually tries to eat.

Mainly used a synonym for any failed cookery experiment but also for wrapped food in bottoms of bags that have been there since forever.

Originally from the Disk World series by Sir Terry Pratchett. Bread baked from the finest stone-ground grit. The point of having it is to keep you going on the idea: "I'm not *that* hungry."

The smoke alarm in the kitchen sounds. "Looks like you made dwarven bread. I'll order pizza."

Quote from 'Witches abroad':
The dwarf bread was brought out for inspection. But it was miraculous, the dwarf bread. No one ever went hungry when they had some dwarf bread to avoid. You only had to look at it for a moment, and instantly you could think of dozens of things you'd rather eat. You're boots, for example. Mountains. Raw sheep. Your own foot.

by Puppy Zwolle November 1, 2014